When It Rains,
All Birds Occupy Shelter,
But Eagle Avoids Rain By Flying Above D Clouds,
Prblem Is Common 2 All.
Bt Attitude Makes Difference.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Two Fastest Communication....
Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . ..
(1) From email to email,
And
(2) female to female.
Kash pyar padhai ki tarah hota..
Log kehte hain kaash..
Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,
apne aap ho jati,
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Hum kehte hain ki kaash..
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
parents maar maar k karwate..
Last Benchers Rocks......
Awesum words by Dr A P J Kalam:
"First bench students are intelligent, until last bench students dont participate in the
competition"
Friend & Enemy...
There are only two people, who
can tell u the truth about you.
A friend, who has lost his temper
&
An enemy, who starts loving you !!
Define & Explain Love..
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Define LOVE n explain in detail. (10 mrks)
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»»»»Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.
»»»»TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
»»»»AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!
»»»»SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
»»»»DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
»»»»TREATMENT:
ANTI-LOVE therapy by Father/Mother's footwear..
Physics Shayri.......
Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
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Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
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Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye,
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Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga,
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Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
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Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision ho jaye,
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Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
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Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye Aur High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye,
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Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga,
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Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga...
5 Best SMS.........
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Shakespeare said, "A Boy and a Girl can never be Friends forever."
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Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love."
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Wordsworth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LOVE U."
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Jackie Chan said, "Love is an everlasting Friendship."
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Michael Jackson said, "If one can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily become ur Life Partner..
Fabulous Line...
FABULOUS LINES:
You may ATTRACT people by the Quality u display,
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But you RETAIN people only by the Quality u possess..
Forget everything Behind You..
Teri Mohabbat me sub
kuch bhula diya hai,Dost.
Yaqeen na Aye to khud
dekh lo,
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A for Cat,
B for Goat,
C for Horse
D for Ball..
Ab to yakin ho gaya.....
Student Rocksssssss...
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Teacher : Why are U Late?
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All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time.
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Student : "Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir, Sher To Akela Ata Hai."
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Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!
(This was asked in IAS exam!)
Topper's Answer was:
"GIRL'S FACE"..!
Unanswerable Question....
The very Best, Amazin & Unanswerable feeling is when..
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Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says..
"Batana, I won't tell it 2 any1.."
Response is the Powerful Weapon..
RESPONSE is 1 of the Most Powerful Weapon to Occupy a Place In Someone's HEART.
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So,Always Give the Best Response for the Person Whom You Want & Who Cares 4 U.
Nice Line...
Nice Line 4 All Time*
"Love ur job,
But,
dont love your company..
Because,
You dont know when your company stops loving you.!"
-Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam.
Lolzzzzzz
ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kr 4Yrs ka Bachha bola!
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Koi inhe rok lo!
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Nahi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter aur Add ho jayega.
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BAWAL Ye Kar Ke Jayenge Aur SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.
Being Human.....
"My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh ,
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But My Laugh Must Never Never Be The Reason For Anybody's Pain" !!
Follow this Thought....
Time, Health, Friends and Relations Do not come with a price tag,
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But when we lost them, We Realize the cost.
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So, Treat them carefully.
Dont worry when Someone Tejects You...
If somebody rejects you, dont worry.
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Just live your life in such a way that they must say in future,
"Oh I made a mistake by rejecting that person."
Boy Always Rocksssss.
Brilnt answer given by BF on breakUp..
GF:Tmhe mujh jaisi ldki kbhi mil hi nhi skti...
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BF:Chill swthrt, Jab tum mujhe psnd hi nhi ho to tm jaisi kyo dhundunga...
Four In One...
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Maine us raat se aankhe hi nahi kholi,
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Jis Raat usne kha tha ki,
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Subah hote hi mujhe bhul jana.
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Isne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
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Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
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Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
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Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake,
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"Hum Galat Thy Chalo Itna To Maan Lety hain"
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Lekin,
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Kya Wo Shakhs Thek Tha jo Bdal Gya Itny Qreeb Aaney k Baad ?
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Break-up Ke Baad Aisa Kyu Lagta Hai,,
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Ke Saaala Har Sad Song Apne Liye Hi Likha Gaya Hai.
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