Two Fastest Communication....

Only two types of communications are the fastest in the world . ..  

(1) From email to email,

And

(2) female to female.

Kash pyar padhai ki tarah hota..

Log kehte hain kaash..
Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,
apne aap ho jati,
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Hum kehte hain ki kaash..
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
parents maar maar k karwate..

Last Benchers Rocks......

Awesum words by Dr A P J Kalam:

"First bench students are intelligent, until last bench students dont participate in the
competition"

Friend & Enemy...

There are only two people, who
can tell u the truth about you.

A friend, who has lost his temper

&

An enemy, who starts loving you !!

Define & Explain Love..

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Define LOVE n explain in detail.    (10 mrks)

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»»»»Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.

»»»»TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided

»»»»AGE:

Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!

»»»»SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction

»»»»DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile

»»»»TREATMENT:

ANTI-LOVE therapy by Father/Mother's footwear..

Physics Shayri.......

Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar,
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Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar,
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Mirror image hi sahi, 1 baar toh dikh jaye,
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Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga,
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Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga.
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Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision ho jaye,
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Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye.
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Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye Aur High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye,
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Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga,
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Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga...

5 Best SMS.........

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Shakespeare said, "A Boy and a Girl can never be Friends forever."

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Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step for what we call Love."

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Wordsworth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LOVE U."

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Jackie Chan said, "Love is an everlasting Friendship."

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Michael Jackson said, "If one can become ur Best Friend, then He or She can easily become ur Life Partner..

Forget everything Behind You..

Teri Mohabbat me sub
kuch bhula diya hai,Dost.
Yaqeen na Aye to khud
dekh lo,
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A for Cat,
B for Goat,
C for Horse
D for Ball..

Ab to yakin ho gaya.....

Student Rocksssssss...

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Teacher : Why are U Late?
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All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time.
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Student : "Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir,   Sher To Akela Ata Hai."

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Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!

(This was asked in IAS exam!)

Topper's Answer was:

"GIRL'S FACE"..! 

Unanswerable Question....

The very Best, Amazin & Unanswerable feeling is when..

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Your own crush asks u abt ur crush n says..

"Batana, I won't tell it 2 any1.."

Lolzzzzzz

ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kr 4Yrs ka Bachha bola!
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Koi inhe rok lo!
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Nahi to meri HISTORY me 1chapter aur Add ho jayega.
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BAWAL Ye Kar Ke Jayenge Aur SAWAL Humse Puche Jayenge.

Being Human.....

"My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh ,
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But My Laugh Must Never Never Be The Reason For Anybody's Pain" !!

Lolzzzzzzz

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.
With lots of confidence ..One day he decided to tell her.

at 1 a.m. he typed ' I Love you ' and clicked 'send'

after few seconds he got a message

bt he decided to see it next day n slept

next day he read message n was shocked..

it was written

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Your a/c balance is insufficient (Rs. 0.18), message cannot be delivered....

Real Fact !!!!!

We are very good Lawyers for our own mistakes,
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& very good Judges
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for others mistakes....

Only 4 U....

"Rab"Apke sare Gum ret par likh de.
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Taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye.
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Aur khusiyan likhe pattar par taki hawa to kya use barish bhi na mita paye.

SalMan khan's Style...

------->" VEER "

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga
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------->"WANTED"

Ek Baar Jo Mene "SMS" Krna Shuru Kr Diya TO Uske baad to Mai Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nhi sochta..
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------->"DABBANG "

Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa rakhe or konsa delete kre.
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------->"READY"

Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:

I, me, and myself..
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------->"BODY-GUARD"

Mujh par ek ehsaan krna mere msg mujhe resend mat krna....